You will not believe what happened last night!!
All my men were chilling in Heorot, minding their own business, trying to catch some zzz's! Then who shows up? That's right, none other than that creepy beastly mother of a monster! She came to attack us in revenge for her son Grendel! OOOPS! How was I supposed to know that monster had a mother?
But really did she need to come in swinging and a slaughtering people? I mean if I had been over there I could have stopped her in a heart beat. Unfortunately I wasn't and a guy got taken hostage! He was a good friend of the King's. You don't mess with the King's bromance yo! That's a no go! So now this thing has to pay!
Worst thing of all, SHE STOLE THE ARM!!! What a jerk, right? Does she know what I went through to get that! So what if it had belonged to her son, finders keepers losers weepers!
So anyways I just finished making a sweet deal with Hrothgar to get some gold from killing this thing! Now it's time to round up the boys and go a hunting!
Back in a flash!
Beowulf on the loose!
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